I am exhausted with a capital UGH! Does posting about not posting anything count as a post? I say it does, so I am not breaking my streak!
Hey guys! Guess what? I’m art!
My friend, Mia Feuer, asked if she could slather my naked body in Vaseline then cover me with plaster of Paris. The last person who asked me that was some creepy dude I had a date with. But I said yes to her request because she offered lunch and she is my friend – unlike the creeper.
What proceeded took Netflix and chill in a whole new direction.